Cinhabstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful crocodile.

Cinhabstaf created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinhabstaf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cinhabstaf, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cinhabstaf's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cinhabstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Worship no other gods but Cinhabstaf.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about cell theory.