Figrillarp is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical ferret.

Figrillarp created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figrillarp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Figrillarp, she will not care.

Figrillarp's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Figrillarp's Holy Commandments

1. Figrillarp loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Figrillarp loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.