Figflabtal is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent dragonfly.

Figflabtal created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figflabtal, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Figflabtal, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Figflabtal's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Figflabtal's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Do not take Figflabtal's name in vain.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always stare at clouds.