Tabhudjip is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, capable duck.

Tabhudjip created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabhudjip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabhudjip, she will come to you in dreams.

Tabhudjip's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tabhudjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to sharks while wearing green skirts.

2. Always obey Tabhudjip's priests.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.
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