Fidhinmot is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, kind dryad.

Fidhinmot created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidhinmot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fidhinmot, it will turn you into a mole.

Fidhinmot's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fidhinmot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Retreat if three birds approach from the south.