Ratmithog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, smart yak.

Ratmithog created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratmithog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ratmithog, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Ratmithog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ratmithog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Retreat if nine horses approach from the south.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Ratmithog loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always help aardvarks.