Dussvonklabkim is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish
chinchilla.
Dussvonklabkim created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dussvonklabkim, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Dussvonklabkim, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Dussvonklabkim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Dussvonklabkim's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about nebulae.
2. Do not shave your hands.
3. Badgers are not to be trusted.
4. Feed all hungry rats.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.