Dussvonklabkim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish chinchilla.

Dussvonklabkim created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussvonklabkim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dussvonklabkim, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dussvonklabkim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dussvonklabkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.