Hongengom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, duplicitous wyvern.

Hongengom created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hongengom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hongengom, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hongengom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hongengom's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Retreat if four rats approach from the east.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about gravity.
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