Ranyogvag is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, sage
deer.
Ranyogvag created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ranyogvag, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Ranyogvag, he will try to impress you with trees.
Ranyogvag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Ranyogvag's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear white clothing.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Ranyogvag.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never think about stars.
5. Retreat if eight horses approach from the north.