Ranyogvag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage deer.

Ranyogvag created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranyogvag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ranyogvag, he will try to impress you with trees.

Ranyogvag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ranyogvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ranyogvag.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Retreat if eight horses approach from the north.