Dogxemligyog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, calm squirrel.

Dogxemligyog created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogxemligyog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dogxemligyog, he will turn you into a slug.

Dogxemligyog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dogxemligyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck brown.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always obey Dogxemligyog's priests.