Dogxemligyog is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, calm
squirrel.
Dogxemligyog created the Sun five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dogxemligyog, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Dogxemligyog, he will turn you into a slug.
Dogxemligyog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Dogxemligyog's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your neck brown.
2. Never think ill of sick pigs.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
5. Always obey Dogxemligyog's priests.