Tifbestgup is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent pigeon.

Tifbestgup created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifbestgup, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tifbestgup, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tifbestgup's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tifbestgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never paint your chest cyan.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tifbestgup.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.