Yarldonmil is a god.

It takes the form of a small, clever weasel.

Yarldonmil created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarldonmil, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yarldonmil, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Yarldonmil's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Yarldonmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear purple scarves.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yarldonmil on top of all buildings.