Hunlinzaggemwipgodbeptom is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing ant.

Hunlinzaggemwipgodbeptom created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunlinzaggemwipgodbeptom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hunlinzaggemwipgodbeptom, she will not invite you to parties.

Hunlinzaggemwipgodbeptom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hunlinzaggemwipgodbeptom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Never mention mice.