Funyaknig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying monkey.

Funyaknig created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Funyaknig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Funyaknig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Funyaknig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Funyaknig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must pray to Funyaknig six times a day.

5. Never feed wheat to porpoises while wearing purple jumpers.