Libzanbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating badger.

Libzanbom created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libzanbom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libzanbom, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Libzanbom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Libzanbom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Always help sick snails.