Vegranbif Yogfombim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, slow gerbil.

Vegranbif Yogfombim created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegranbif Yogfombim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegranbif Yogfombim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vegranbif Yogfombim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vegranbif Yogfombim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine goats approach from the north.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Put Vegranbif Yogfombim first in all things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never look at comets.