Jamtargnar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, competent jellyfish.

Jamtargnar created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamtargnar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jamtargnar, it will turn you into a slug.

Jamtargnar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jamtargnar's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Jamtargnar.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jamtargnar.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.