Yarpgat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing lobster.

Yarpgat created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpgat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarpgat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yarpgat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yarpgat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yarpgat.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Never wear brown tights.

5. Always help mice.