Rawnarvil is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish bee.

Rawnarvil created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawnarvil, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rawnarvil, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rawnarvil's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rawnarvil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Always help birds.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about gravity.