Bessloopmis is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, caring snake.

Bessloopmis created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessloopmis, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bessloopmis, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bessloopmis' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bessloopmis' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bessloopmis.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear green coats.