Gengabrull is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, two-faced manatee.

Gengabrull created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gengabrull, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gengabrull, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gengabrull's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gengabrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Run away from violet pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never eat bark.