Yarshavken is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent
eagle.
Yarshavken created tapeworms four years ago.
If you believe in
Yarshavken, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Yarshavken, it will manifest in front of you.
Yarshavken's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Yarshavken's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yarshavken on top of all buildings.
2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never write about nebulae.