Laksatgad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witty chicken.

Laksatgad created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Laksatgad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Laksatgad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Laksatgad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Laksatgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Hide if five squirrels approach from the north.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about fire.
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