Bastnakvil is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, two-faced
crow.
Bastnakvil created everything that exists four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bastnakvil, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Bastnakvil, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Bastnakvil's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Bastnakvil's Holy Commandments1. Never mention mice.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.