Bastnakvil is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, two-faced crow.

Bastnakvil created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastnakvil, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bastnakvil, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bastnakvil's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bastnakvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.