Lipcudkadgab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet tapir.

Lipcudkadgab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipcudkadgab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lipcudkadgab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Lipcudkadgab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Lipcudkadgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Lipcudkadgab on top of all buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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