Nabfaswot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, grumpy dolphin.

Nabfaswot created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabfaswot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nabfaswot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nabfaswot's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nabfaswot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.