Lakdossbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic faun.

Lakdossbog created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakdossbog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lakdossbog, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lakdossbog's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Lakdossbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away if seven doves approach from the east.