Tadquafrul is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, quiet hare.

Tadquafrul created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadquafrul, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tadquafrul, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tadquafrul's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tadquafrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Tadquafrul loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.
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