Mip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciless mongoose.

Mip created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mip, it will turn you into a goat.

Mip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Hide if six sheep approach from the east.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.