Fobsigsat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm giraffe.

Fobsigsat created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobsigsat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobsigsat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fobsigsat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fobsigsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fobsigsat's name in vain.

2. You must pray to Fobsigsat three times a day.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fobsigsat loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never laugh near badgers.