Higsogdubbestcen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring wren.

Higsogdubbestcen created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higsogdubbestcen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Higsogdubbestcen, she will send minions to preach to you.

Higsogdubbestcen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Higsogdubbestcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Retreat if four mice approach from the west.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.
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