Vincussdog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, effective hedgehog.

Vincussdog created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vincussdog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vincussdog, he will cry a lot.

Vincussdog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vincussdog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vincussdog four times a day.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not commit murder.