Cinwonjab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fussy fly.

Cinwonjab created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cinwonjab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cinwonjab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cinwonjab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cinwonjab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away from orange snails, for they are unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never go into violet rooms.