Mifnartdum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy snake.

Mifnartdum created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifnartdum, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mifnartdum, it will turn you into a plant.

Mifnartdum's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Mifnartdum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet swans, for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Never eat bark.