Dogtipyog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, capable penguin.

Dogtipyog created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogtipyog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dogtipyog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dogtipyog's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dogtipyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to pigs while wearing red ear rings.

2. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the south.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.