Cibtindab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful frog.

Cibtindab created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibtindab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cibtindab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cibtindab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cibtindab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not eat bread.