Bigciptip is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental grasshopper.

Bigciptip created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bigciptip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bigciptip, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bigciptip's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bigciptip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about amino acids.