Yog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, confident sheep.

Yog created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Yog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yog, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.