Farlitlig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional salamander.

Farlitlig created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Farlitlig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Farlitlig, she will not care.

Farlitlig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Farlitlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.