Dusshatved is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental squirrel.

Dusshatved created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dusshatved, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dusshatved, it will destroy your home planet.

Dusshatved's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dusshatved's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Never feed limes to otters while wearing orange shirts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about fire.