Yarvidsak is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited octopus.

Yarvidsak created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarvidsak, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yarvidsak, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yarvidsak's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yarvidsak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Put Yarvidsak first in all things.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never skip in holy places.