Hudpagflig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating hydra.

Hudpagflig created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Hudpagflig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hudpagflig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hudpagflig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hudpagflig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hudpagflig five times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must love Hudpagflig.

5. Put Hudpagflig first in all things.