Budcidkim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent goblin.

Budcidkim created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budcidkim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Budcidkim, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Budcidkim's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Budcidkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect your elders.