Bopviddav is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful crocodile.

Bopviddav created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopviddav, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bopviddav, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bopviddav's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bopviddav's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.