Vogbidcadtiplagripgatgan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, stupid capybara.

Vogbidcadtiplagripgatgan created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbidcadtiplagripgatgan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vogbidcadtiplagripgatgan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Vogbidcadtiplagripgatgan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vogbidcadtiplagripgatgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vogbidcadtiplagripgatgan.

5. Do not commit murder.