Dubdambug is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent tapir.

Dubdambug created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdambug, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubdambug, he will turn you into a mole.

Dubdambug's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dubdambug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six gold sculptures of Dubdambug on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dubdambug on top of all buildings.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.