Tagflamnul Dossdantal Fetcibvadjin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced finch.

Tagflamnul Dossdantal Fetcibvadjin created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagflamnul Dossdantal Fetcibvadjin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tagflamnul Dossdantal Fetcibvadjin, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tagflamnul Dossdantal Fetcibvadjin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tagflamnul Dossdantal Fetcibvadjin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five whales approach from the north.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Tagflamnul Dossdantal Fetcibvadjin's name in vain.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink alcohol.