Bitsugbop is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying coyote.

Bitsugbop created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitsugbop, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bitsugbop, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bitsugbop's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bitsugbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not drink alcohol.