Besscamgud Wabsandib is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty dove.

Besscamgud Wabsandib created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besscamgud Wabsandib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Besscamgud Wabsandib, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Besscamgud Wabsandib's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Besscamgud Wabsandib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.