Tofrantom is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, compassionate chinchilla.

Tofrantom created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofrantom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tofrantom, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tofrantom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tofrantom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. You must love Tofrantom.